Why do you suppose aliens never seem to visit planet Earth in the winter? Also, why do they leave ‘crop circles’ but not ‘snow circles’? Wouldn’t snow circles be easier?
I have a theory: I don’t think they like the cold. Also, I think they’re too smart to waste energy with menial tasks like snow shovelling.
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