Why do you suppose aliens never seem to visit planet Earth in the winter? Also, why do they leave ‘crop circles’ but not ‘snow circles’? Wouldn’t snow circles be easier?
I have a theory: I don’t think they like the cold. Also, I think they’re too smart to waste energy with menial tasks like snow shovelling.
For some reason, my mind is working overtime.
It’s true that we use language which has meaning for us – including our metaphors!
Surely, I thought right out the blue the other day, aliens must occasionally take time off from flitting about between planets, causing sightings and conducting experiments!
I wonder what I’d do if I came across a couple of weirdos having a good time.
I left Costco the other day and couldn’t help but notice as I walked back to my car that every, single car I could see looked just like every single other car I could see! Yes, they were different brands, but they still all looked fundamentally the same. Come on, car manufacturers! Dare to be different!
When are we going to stop dumping our space garbage in our own inner space? Did we learn nothing from Wall-e?®️
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I like subtle. Obviously these two chaps are getting along as the alien tries to point out his little home planet amongst all those millions of stars.
I have often wondered how horses feel, being left out in a field all night.
Can you imagine how deafeningly, roaringly loud the Star Ship Enterprise must have been?
I know I did Lost in Space just a few days ago, but I couldn’t resist this different take.
There’s a lesson in this. When the aliens come, which kerdoodle will you be?
When you just can’t go any higher with the technology at your disposal.
I think this is fairly self-explanatory, and perhaps a little more political than I like to be. But… it needed to be said.
It’s the hardest thing in the universe to stop and actually ask for directions.
We’ve all heard of alien abduction – for experiments, and such. Well, here they’re taking one of everything in Kerdoolia – for who knows what nefarious purposes!